From Crust to Crust by Duncan Murphy - Bing City Pizzeria, Garden State Mall, New Jersey

From crust to crust

Of pizza pie, I sing

A recipe of my own concoxion

Pepperoni alone is not worthy of attention

But when pair'd with red sauce spicy and sweet

'tis a different story

With a passion for cheese

I add three kinds: white, yellow, and the other white

You know, the one that you scoop with a spoon

O! Glory be thy sausage, mushroom, bell pepper, and basil

Fresh tomato?  Yes.

Pineapple?  Impure, but what the hell

Bacon!  Chicken!  Broccoli!  Black olives and green!

Add them all, add them all.

And when it comes out of the oven

A round and weighty, gooey delight

I shall feast with Melissa from the fro-yo place

Who trades me bite for bite.