Da Feng!

Someone used to leave me things in front of my apartment door all the time.  Scared the shit out of me.  I'd wake up in the morning, open the door, and there'd be a wild gift, usually in the right corner.  Well, it's the right corner if you are me coming out of my apartment in the morning, groggy, running late.  It's the left corner if you also answer to the name "Stalker Santa."  Here is a partial list of what I received.

• Five dimes
  
• A VHS tape entitled Nude Yoga
  
• Two brand-new white tee shirts for men, size large
  
• A desk top pen holder with a sculpture of a little, spotted, tongue wagging dog and a name plate that reads, "Da Feng"
  
• Three quarters
• A clear, 16 oz deli container of assorted cookies

One day, it stopped.  Never did find out who it was and I never kept any of the offerings.  Except the pen holder.  It's on my desk right now.