I had sex with...

Malibu from American Gladiators. But not as you see him here in his shiny prime. I hooked up with him about 8 years after the show went off the air and he was working as a personal trainer. A personal dog trainer.




Here are some words that describe the moment of insertion...and beyond:

• Semi-public
• Wha-?
• Spongeworthy
• Litigious
• Bacardi and Diet Coke
• Blacked out
• Abandoned

Look into his eyes. Know you are a mortal soul amidst a god. Repeat. Repent. Repeat.