Gang Affiliations: Coffee or Tea?

Well, let's weigh the facts.

Coffee drinkers are maniacal "caffiends" with no class.

If a cafe runs out of their jump juice, a coffee drinker will most certainly hurl a giant, filthy cup a the establishment.

If a coffee drinker cannot get a date to a picnic, he'll bring a big ol' cup of coffee and call it "Shirley" for the duration of the day. I kid you not!












Tea, on the other hand, is always touched by beautiuful women before you drink it, comes in several colors (green, black, red, and white), and often is served in ceremonies.

Obviously, Bouvier feels tea is the gang for you and me.