Lovity Love Love

I have exciting news: Bouvier is in LOVE!  That's right, dear reader(s).  I have a man!  And by "have" I mean have an idea...of just the kind of man I want.  Hey, it's a start.  I am looking for the sort of fitfully elegant creature who will impress me by putting a "crystal" chandelier in his car.  If this love cat can use a type pad made doorbells and one of those red Christmas tree tins for a toilet, I would feel comfortable looking for a wedding dress lickety split because that's not just how I roll, but how I need to roll.