Wine from Water

This one really knows how to milk a chicken, get blood out of a stone, wine from water, etc.   She's a one trick woman pony with a wildly unattractive collection of ex-husbands and yet, correct me if I'm wrong, she seems pretty happy.  Flag waver.  She couldn't get away with that if she was from Kentucky.  Something about her being from the ice hard land of wind and snow makes her hot pants that much more hotttt.  We didn't know you made 'em like that!  Her career has been built on the idea that the whole world wants to touch her nunavut.  This is the thing: I truly hope she finds other strengths to exploit.  I don't want Pam to be like Charo, wearing faded sequins on reality shows that don't deserve her.  That audience has no knowledge of Charo giving the coochie coochie coo to Merv Griffin or even Gopher from the Love Boat.  Ingrates.  You'll respect all of them when they're gone!