BB

Because I am feeling awkward and thoughtful, I will admit something many of you may not understand - I liked Bald Britney.  I thought she was beautiful.  No make up, no hair.  Just a Red Bull, a ciggie, and a plate of scrambled eggs for a brain.  Bald - you can't ask a Southern girl to get more naked than that.  

During her hairless phase, she was real and crazy just like moi.  Which makes me wonder: could the world handle a Bald Bouvier?

I freaking doubt it.