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Wednesday, July 09, 2008


And we start to forget.

We tack on the prefix "-aholic" to anything and it loses teeth: sexaholic, workaholic, chocoholic.  It makes a word cute or funny and pithily removes us from alcoholism, a very real problem.  And for the rest of us, everything enjoyable can't possibly fall into two buckets, a medical problem or an excess.  Get your shit together, America.

My point: drink up!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Luminous, Numinous

From Adam Gopnik's article in the New Yorker about G.K. Chesterton:

Chesterton's point is that childhood is not a time of illusion but a time when illusion and fact exist (as they should) at the same level of consciousness, when the story and the world are equally numinous.

nu·mi·nous adj.
  1. Of or relating to a numen; supernatural.
  2. Filled with or characterized by a sense of a supernatural presence: a numinous place.
  3. Spiritually elevated; sublime.
Gary Numan - This guy:



Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Yesterday was Canada Day so I created very good art to celebrate














Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Fire



In the mid-1980's, there was a rap song called the Pee Wee Herman.  It was made by people you'd never hear of again if it wasn't for YouTube.  It had a lyric that included a made up word: stupid-id-ily as in, "Just act like Pee Wee very stupid-id-ily."  Gotsta make that rhyme...

I think they were trying to start a dance craze.  You know, hands crossed at the wrists fists shaking in front then hands crossed at the wrists fists shaking in back while walking in that deliberate, extra knee bendy way. In his classic film Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pee Wee hears the song Tequila and starts dancing in this career defining way.  I cannot remember why.  Alls I know is these rappers, whoever there are, were interested in taking this dance to the people.  

It's a weird thing when you try to start a trend.  Unless you are some marketing wizard, to keep repeating a something in hopes that your spark of creativity starts a forest fire that'll sweep the countryside, well, it might take off or you might be called an arsonist.  Trends need to seem authentic.  I've tried to start the forest fire and irritatingly (irritate-ing-le-lee) none ever burned a goddamned thing.  Check it:

Ellens - This was right after Ellen Degeneres came out on TV and got her show cancelled.  I felt "Ellen" was a perfect term for lesbian, particularly lesbians of the rumpled, preppy, Berkeley mom persuasion (capri pants, golf shirt, Tevas).  Example sentence: Those Ellens on table five need their ice teas refilled.

Muffin - Think Noel and Liam Gallagher circa 1996.  It was the haircut du jour for a certain type of white guy one would see working in a record store or combing the racks of the Salvation Army for yet another pair of ill-fitting polyester Levis.  The "butter on the muffin" referred to the kid whose parents supported him financially, grandly, and still, his jacket was two sizes too small.  This guy and his current music and fashion needs is now called hipster.  I don't like this word.  Muffin is better.  But the hairstyle, the look n'existe pas and therefore, it cannot live.  Sigh.

Fascination - I was a spirited junior high schooler and thought, "Why ask someone how they're doing when you could ask, 'What's your fascination?'"  Needless to say, little Bouvier was wildly misunderstood just like current Bouvier.  

It's hard trying to start a fire.  Damn hard.